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These are basically lists of cool things like quotes and names and such. Every now and again you hear something and you wish you could remember it long enough to do anything with it. Well, hopefully this page will help out with the cause. As always, and with this entire site, I welcome input and contributed information.

Quotes | Names | Worst Movie List

Quotes:

I hear great quotes from people all the time, and sometimes I actually get to a writing medium quick enough to jot them down. Here are a few that I have collected over the years, but I KNOW that other people have collections of their own, and I would love to have them up here. So if you have any great quotes, please feel free to email them to me with any credit information associated with them. Thanx... oh, and please keep in mind that the numbers are only for reference, and they are not ranked in any way.

1
 "You remind me of a body part... I just can't remember which one"
  - "anonymous"
2
 "Treat people like idiots & you can write forever" - In regards to writing term papers
  - Mike Dunn
3 
 "Spam makes the Baby Jesus cry" - Bumpersticker idea
  - Pamela Cargill
4
 "Things haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister" - Bumpersticker idea
  - Steven Cohen
5
 "Hi, you've reached the department of Death and just purchased a gift certificate" - in regards to a wrong number caller who woke him up at 9am looking for Walmart
  - Dave Caputo
6

"You guys wanna take over the world?"
"Yeah!"
"Okay, I just gotta throw this guac in the fridge first..."

  - Andy Gerard
7
 "I don't know which frightens me more, the power that crushes us, or our endless ability to endure it."
  - Karla Saaranen from Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts
8
 "How do you know if you are in love? What does it feel like?"
"Well, first of all, you completely forget the world around you. Your friends and family just become invisible. All you can do is think about [him] day and night. When you see [him] it's as if [he's] filled your eyes with light; and when you dont see [him], the thought of [him] eats away at your heart. You wonder where [he] is and what [he's] doing every minute of the day. You invent [his] whole life, you live it for [him]: your eyes see for [him], your ears hear for [him]."
  - From "The Girl Who Played Go" by Shan Sa
9
 I end my letter thus: "According to Confucius, 'a man who knows humanity will never agree to preserve his life at teh expense of that humanity.' This courageous virtue has become the key to my very existence. Pray, venerable mother, I beg you, that I may soon attain this ideal."
  - From "The Girl Who Played Go" by Shan Sa
10
 "In this world we walk upon the roof of hell and contemplate the flowers"
  - from a poem by Issa, 18th century Japanese poet.
11
 "Life is a castle of lies slowly dismantled by the passage of time. I regret not spending more time looking at the people I love."
  - From "The Girl Who Played Go" by Shan Sa
12
 "Women are the offerings we make to this vast world."
  - From "The Girl Who Played Go" by Shan Sa

Names!

It's so hard, and kinda fun to try and think up names for things - be it a band, a beer, coffee, or names for kids or pets (or cars and the like). So we have provided a list of random names that we have come up with over the years for these various things. Feel free to use one off the list or add your own. Alot of these were just random thoughts that we figured might fit for a name.

Here is a key for what we suggest the names be for:

Potential Band Names Bands Potential Beer Names Beer Potential Coffee Names Coffee Potential Pet Names Pets Potential Kid's Names Kids

Potential Band Name Crazed Weasel Dave Caputo
Potential Band Name Icy Speculum Dave Caputo
Potential Band Name Shredding Heather  
Potential Band Name Ambivalent Bitch of the South-Southeast Jennifer Earl
Potential Band Name Twitchy Quit It Dave Caputo
Potential Band Name Twitchy Weasel Dave Caputo
Potential Band Name Food Service Quiche inadvertently Jennifer Earl
Potential Band Name Leaky Grandpa Jennifer Earl
Potential Band Name Bobbing for Pizza Jennifer Earl
Potential Band Name That O'clock Heather Antonelli
Potential Band Name Generic Volume Max Prokopy
Potential Band Name Uber Spork Max Prokopy
Potential Band Name Puppet Food Rick Burnett
Potential Band Name Womp Rick Burnett
Potential Band Name Perscription Beef Max Prokopy
Potential Band Name Tetramethyl Ethyl - an additive in cigarettes
Potential Coffee Name Burts Missing Ear blend EJ Dawson
Potential Beer Name Bush Jr. (Lite) Mycho Jellison
Potential Beer Name Wartime Draught - from the makers of Bush Jr. Mycho Jellison
Potential Pet Name Hoptimus Prime Heather and Steve's Bunny
Potential Pet Name Kitty - for a Dog  
Potential Pet Name Puppy - for a Cat Pearl's kitty
Potential Kid's Name Azimuth Nick Steglich

WORST Movies Ever

After wracking our brains for hours and trying desparately to recall all of those terrible movies that we thought we had finally forgotten, we managed to conjure up this partial list. We invite you to add to this list, though a few rules exist just to be fair. First is that any movies before 1985 are exempt as that most of them straight up suck anyways. The other is that sequels don't count either, clearly for obvious reasons. Other than that, if you have any ideas, or thoughts on something we have missed... let us know.

As of right now, these are not in any particular order due to the subjectiveness of the topic, though this is the order we thought of them, so the first few were the worst we could think of.

      1. Battlefield Earth
      2. Mission to Mars
      3. Panic Room
      4. Street Fighter
      5. Dude, Where's My Car?
      6. Bulletproof Monk
      7. The Postman
      8. Gigli
      9. Daredevil
      10. Punch Drunk Love
      11. Little Nicky
      12. Dungeons and Dragons
      13. Phone Booth
      14. Biodome
      15. Son-In-Law
      16. Monkeybone
      17. Super Mario Bros.
      18. Cool As Ice
      19. On Deadly Ground
      20. It's Pat
      21. Most Van Damme Movies
      22. Junior
      23. Reindeer Games
      24. Forces of Nature
      25. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
      26. Double Dragon
      27. Weekend at Bernies 2 - Okay, this is a sequel, but... how many sequential movies can you do about a dead guy?
      28. Problem Child
      29. A.I.
      30. Kazaam
      31. Hudson Hawk
      32. Bubbleboy
      33. Encino Man
      34. Action Jackson
      35. Blankman
      36. Medallion
      37. The Tuxedo
      38. Chuck Norris movies
      39. First Kid
      40. All Sinbad movies
      41. Home Alone
      42. Superstar
      43. Night at the Roxbury
      44. D-War (Dragon War)

I'm sure that there are more, but thankfully I have completely removed those from my mind. However, if anyone is interested, we are thinking of having a torture session, I mean, movie night some night to watch some of these!

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